The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 492 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory gun ownership and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 8.226 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 342 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,628 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Switz got Lazy 492 City, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 492's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 492 is ranked 206,457^th in the world and 5,524^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 291.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.